The Devil Named "Church"

So far she's torn all of the toilet paper from the roll and fallen from the window in a drunken stupor twice. Last night she dumped over a glass of milk on the carpet. I'm not here most of the day so I don't know what other trouble she's gotten into, but I'm sure its worthy of her now monster status.
For those that haven't had the chance I would suggest reading this book. Of the Stephen King novels that I've read this is in my top five. Others in that list include "The Shinning", "The Stand", "'Salem's Lot" and "Misery".
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All you need to watch out for is if she begins to tear YOU up, push YOU out the window in one of her drunken stupors, or dump IN a glass of milk. So far, she's fine.
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