America's Chump & Hoe

Before you think "wow, she's hot" stop and take a closer look. Do you recognize the guy? He's the biggest chump in America right now. Most people wouldn't blame him but part of me wants to. He had to be doing everything wrong for something like this to happen!

This girl, his now ex-wife, is in jail for having sex with her thirteen year old student! This makes her a mental-case whore & her husband a chump. If some kid (thirteen!) stole my hot wife I think I'd probably kill myself. That about as bad as it gets!

This is the second case of a hot teacher sleeping with a student that I know of. I'm sure there are other cases involving ugly teachers but that's gross so who cares about those.

Congratulations again, fine happy couple, on becoming America's "Chump & Hoe" of the month!