Why My Feet Are So Sensitive...

I recently found out why my feet are so sensitive. They have known the great power that they hold over the rest of my body and go to any cost to keep that protected!

Big thanks to the fine people over at Cooped Up for this tip. His wife is using this secret (ninja?) method of foot pressure points to induce labor. I hope they don't accidently make her poop her pants (apparently possible using this technique!)

Watch your feet boys & girls. Guard them with your very lives!