Friday, August 12, 2005

Killer Shoe Box!

This morning my cat was brutally attacked and mauled by a bed avalanche. Her bed that she's trusted and enjoyed for so many days has finally turned his back on us, literally. I'm personally shocked and appalled. I never thought this kind of thing could happen to us!

While kitty was trying to curl up her bed threw himself from the window sil and crushed kitty. She was shaken up but ok.

I've gone back over the scene of the crime and I find no other suspects. Below is a transcript of the victims testimony.

Detective: Kitty, tell me what you were doing when the attack took place.
Kitty: (meow)
Detective: Excuse me?
Kitty: (meow)
Detective: I'm sorry ma'am, can you speak English?
Kitty: (meow)

1 Comments:

At 8:35 AM, Blogger Cooper said...

Were you there to see the incident? And if so, why is there no video?

 

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