Got Windows?

First of all let me pay my respects to your suffering and dying computer. It really is inhumane (can you use inhuman in reference to a computer?) to put your beloved computer thru that kind of punishment, but so many of you do it. If you insist on continuing in this abusive behaviour let me at least suggest two things to make his/her digital life a little easier.

1) Please, please stop using Internet Explorer. Internet Explorer supports, sleeps with & consults with other world enemies such as The Yankees and The LA Lakers. Internet Explorer is the devil!

2) Replace said devil with Mozilla's Firefox. This browser is faster, safer & not bloated (adj. Much bigger than desired: a bloated operating system; a bloated company.) This will save you and your computer a lot of headache in the future. Say goodbye to spyware/malware along with Internet Explorer.

3) Clean up the mess left behind by "the devil" by running Spy Sweeper. This is the best spyware/malware removal program on the market. Completely free it does a better job than any other program I've tried. You will be surprised what is living between those little cracks & crannies. A co-worker ran this program at my request and found 2500+ spyware items & traces!

4) Lastly I would suggest, if at all possible, to remove & destroy all traces of Microsoft in your home or office. Need help? I would GLADLY help you do this absolutely free :)