10 Things I Hate About You

1) When you point to your wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2) When you'll get off your butt to search the entire room for the tv remote because you refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3) When you say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4) When you say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?
5) When you say while watching a film "did you see that?" No, I paid $7.50 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6) When you ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7) When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything like it before. If it's an improvement then it isn't new at all, its just better.
8) When you say "life is short". No it isn't! Life is the longest thing you'll ever do in your life!
9) When I'm waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
10) When people send email forwards, like this one.