Thursday, August 11, 2005

Fan Jumps From Upper Deck in Yankee Stadium

Could you jump fourty feet from the upper deck of a ball stadium and trust a net to stop you? If so you could have one of the best seats in the house like this fan. Eighteen year old Scott Harper had this seat for a few moments before retreating to the middle deck and being escorted out by security. He then made his way to the hospital on a stretcher.

This is the second time this has happened, both fans finding their way to the hospital afterwards.

What is my take on this? Well, the Yankees are the devil. The devil doesn't want us to be happy. The devil Yankees convince fans to try & kill themselves. Any questions?

1 Comments:

At 9:36 AM, Blogger Cooper said...

An absolutely brilliant and well-thought-out take on the Yankee-Devil connection. Your argument is flawless. I support you whole-heartedly in any future endeavors of Yankee-Devil comparisons.

 

Post a Comment

<< Home