Sick Of Your Wife? Pretend To Kill Someone
With a cranium the size of this one I would have thought he could come up with a better way of trying to 'ditch his wife'. Teddy Akin (pictured) told his wife that he killed a hitchhiker and dumped his body in the woods in an effort to get her to leave him. He even had a wallet to prove it!The wallet, it turns out, he found on a newspaper rack and used that as his 'evidence'.
His wife called the police and the whole thing was cleared up after an intensive 7-hour search in the nearby woods. His real story came out during the investigation and the wallet was returned to its rightful, living, owner.
Teddy is being billed for the expense of the 7-hour search for his 'dead hitchhiker'.
I wonder if your wife will leave you for being plain stupid?
posted by Red @ 2:47 PM
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Now she should make up some story that would get him to hit her--then she could have him arrested and leave him. He'd get what he wanted, his wife gone, but he'd be in jail. It works for everyone involved.
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