Thursday, August 25, 2005

"Magic" Milk For Your "Magic" Brownies

Introducing "Magic" Milk a great combination for "Magic" Brownies that you and your dorm-buddies made last nite. (Currently only available in russia.)

"Russia’s long winter will just fly by for a herd of Russian cows which will be fed confiscated marijuana over the cold months.

Drug workers said they adopted the unusual form of animal husbandry after they were forced to destroy the sunflowers and maize crops that the 40 ton of marijuana had been planted among." (MSNBC - Reuters)

“There is simply no other way out. You see, the fields are planted with feed crops and if we remove it all the cows will have nothing to eat,” a Federal Drugs Control Service spokeswoman for the Urals region of Sverdlovsk told the paper. “I don’t know what the milk will be like after this."

1 Comments:

At 2:11 PM, Blogger Cooper said...

Yet another reason why Russia should not exist.

 

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