Bigamy - Not As Expensive As You Thought
When Melvyn Reed awoke from his triple bypass surgery I'm sure he wished he hadn't. Despite his best efforts to stagger their visits, his three wives showed up at the same time. His life as a bigamist (read P.I.M.P) was over.He pleaded guilty July 19 to two charges of bigamy and was given a four-month suspended sentence and ordered to pay $126 in costs. Not bad for a 59-year-old playa!
Only $126 huh? That really isn't too bad! Bigamy really is a lot more affordable than I thought.
Well, Melvyn, I'm sorry things didn't work out for you. Maybe next time huh?
posted by Red @ 6:12 PM
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I hope you're not getting any ideas...
The worst part is he doesn't just have problems associated with bigamy and the legal ramifications, he apparently has some pretty stupid wives too! They couldn't figure out not to all come at once? Brilliant.
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