"Tom Brady", A Low Down Dirty Snake

Van Wallach, who is the curatorial assistant at Harvard's Department of Invertebrates, was given the two-headed milk snake after someone found it in Augusta, Maine.
Wallach, who is a fan of the New England Patriots said he named the right head of the snake Belichick for Pats coach Bill Belichick and the left head Brady for quarterback Tom Brady.
I wonder if Belichick & Brady sold their souls (which were conveniently reincarnated into a single, two-headed snake) in exchange for a few Super Bowl titles. Kinda makes you wonder..
I wonder if we'll find a snake representation of Kobe Bryant or A-Rod.
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Neither Kobe nor A-rod need to be reincarnated to be snakes. They are already wearing the satanic uniforms that induce vomiting in any clear-thinking sports fan.
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