Friday, August 26, 2005

"Tom Brady", A Low Down Dirty Snake

Snakes are considered evil & creepy and spawned from the devil, right? Are the New England Patriots considered evil as well? This fan may think so.

Van Wallach, who is the curatorial assistant at Harvard's Department of Invertebrates, was given the two-headed milk snake after someone found it in Augusta, Maine.

Wallach, who is a fan of the New England Patriots said he named the right head of the snake Belichick for Pats coach Bill Belichick and the left head Brady for quarterback Tom Brady.

I wonder if Belichick & Brady sold their souls (which were conveniently reincarnated into a single, two-headed snake) in exchange for a few Super Bowl titles. Kinda makes you wonder..

I wonder if we'll find a snake representation of Kobe Bryant or A-Rod.

1 Comments:

At 2:43 PM, Blogger Cooper said...

Neither Kobe nor A-rod need to be reincarnated to be snakes. They are already wearing the satanic uniforms that induce vomiting in any clear-thinking sports fan.

 

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