Friday, September 09, 2005

The "Homo Handshake" 101

First of all let me say that the only people I mean to offend with this post are the jackasses at the Landover Baptist Church. What a bunch of elitist bigots.

This is part of their "Exposing The Homosexual Agenda Series". I have not been able to find more information on this but I will keep looking. The best part is the line at the bottom of their Beliefs page...


Apparently the "homos" have a new super-power handshake that'll convert you to "gaydom". If you aren't ready for the "homo handshake" you could turn into a homo yourself.


"Please note - If you do not have the same beliefs as we do, you are going to burn in Hell forever."

I honestly wonder if this place is for real!

4 Comments:

At 3:03 PM, Blogger Cooper said...

There are some crazy people in this world, my friend. Luckily, I think these wackos are pretty isolated.

 
At 3:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Landover Baptist is a satire website.

Very well done, but a gag nonetheless.

 
At 3:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You do know that the Landover Baptist Church website is a work of fiction. It is suppose to be a pardoy. Feel free to read the info at the following link on the landoverbaptist.org website.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/tos.html

 
At 7:37 AM, Blogger Cooper said...

Sounds like Red has been punked! Apparently the website is a pardoy. When you figure out what that is, Red, let me know.

 

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