Christian Kids Corner: Elitist Exclusive

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Why Did Jesus Have Long Hair Like a Homo?

If the false images of Jesus with long hair are a stumbling block for you, then just tear them out of your Bible. For a more accurate example of what Jesus would look like if He were walking amongst us today... Learn More!

Will I see My Grandpa Naked After the Rapture?

Well, the answer is quite simple. In Heaven, there'll simply be no need for genitals. Our guess is that the Lord is pretty disgusted after having to watch... Learn More!

Learn How to Report Mommy and Daddy to the FBI!

Thanks to our anointed President, George W. Bush, and his tongue-talking Attorney General, John Ashcroft, it is now easier than ever for Christian children like you to turn your unsaved parents in to Federal authorities Learn More!

Learn About Jews and Why They Killed Your Savior!

Get a copy of the super-cool coloring book, "Levi, The Dancing Cockroach," and color along as you read a fun story that will teach you all about Jewish behavior. Learn More!

Learn About the Dangers of Pokemon

Did you know that the Japanese created Pokemons (pocket demons) to distract you from the Lord Jesus Christ? If you are a Christian, and you are playing with Pokemons, you are playing with the Devil's fire! Learn More!