Dear Palestinian Bomber,

Dear Palestinian Bomber,

You have been pre-approved for our new Chase platinum credit card...

What?! That's what Sami Habbas thought when he opened his mail. The address was correct but the name was definitely not. Somehow his name had been changed to 'Palestinian Bomber' in JP Morgan Chase official records.

JP Morgan Chase has issued a formal apology for the error & are actively researching how this sort of thing could have happened. This, however, is not the first time this has happened...

LaChania Govan, aka, "Bitch Dog" had her name changed by her cable company as well. Officials from Comcast Cable have also apologized and the workers responsible have been fired. They are unsure why something like this had to happen.

I think the moral of this story is: Don't piss off the man. Someone will change your name and turn you into a bomber, or a dog or...