Absent Minded Professors

So today was the first day of Fall Semester and things went well over all. I managed to get into the Biology class that I needed, even though it was full, and everything seemed to go smoothly.

My first class, however, did not go as well as we would have liked. I got there and the hallway was lined with students waiting outside the door. Fifty minutes later we were in the same positions. I think someone forgot to tell the teacher that class started today. No professor on the first day of school. Have you ever heard of anything so blasphemous?

I do hope that someone shows up on Friday. I'd hate to have to go find some other replacement class because I happened to pick the Absent Minded Professor this semester.

I suppose an upside to life if he is the Absent Minded Professor is that it'd sure be hard to blow up the room in an American History class!